Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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