Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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