i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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