Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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