He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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