i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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