Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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