he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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