Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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