i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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