Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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