jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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