i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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