i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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