I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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