Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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