how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I cannot find my penis.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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