I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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