Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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