I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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