"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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