Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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