i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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