kristin has been a bad kristin
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm passing your future prison.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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