Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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