i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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