sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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