Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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