...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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