when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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