yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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