I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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