Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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