After last night, I could never be a politician.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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