i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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