I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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