You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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