Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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