I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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