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he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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