she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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