she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
