if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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