We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You're a waste of cheezeits
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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