idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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