Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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