When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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