Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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