This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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