Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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