with your own penis?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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