So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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