I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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