I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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