dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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