i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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