I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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