So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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