if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just want nice things and good sex
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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