is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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